5 Ways To Navigate Trump-aggedon 

Are the four horsemen on the way? Is the end of the world nigh? Probably not, but tensions are running high and my Facebook has been aflame with intense post mortums, despite the fact that we don't even live in the USA. 

My Facebook chums and I live in good old Blighty in case you didn't know.

You'd have to be buried under a rock not to have woken up this week to find that Donald Trump won the presidential election against his sadly not worthy-enough adversary Hilary Clinton, and is now THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

That man who wants to build a wall to stop those Mexicans getting into America and stopping it from 'being great again'. Oh, and they have to pay for it.

Despite drawing this highly political Donald Trump art piece about a month or so ago, I don't have many policital insights, but I do have this round up of most excellent tips to help you navigate this trying time:

1. Go immediately to Facebook, do not pass GO, and spend the next few weeks (or indeed months if you see fit) writing status upon status about how dismayed you are and offering up your detailed analysis of the situation, as well as using your crystal ball to predict the future. Ensure to argue with as many people as possible and delete a few friends along the way.

2. Celebrate. Between this and Brexit Christmas came early for you, finally we have an ally in getting rid of all those pesky immigrants who seem able, in a rather mystical manner, to simultaneously steal our jobs and 'not work' while raking in the government benefits that you want for yourself.

3. Build your nuclear bunker. We have a wispy haired man with Narcissistic Personality Disorder in charge of a humungous country, and we're not entirely sure if they will be able to keep him off that button. 

4. Sell your home in the UK, and buy yourself a private island in Nova Scotia, where they are relatively cheap and file paperwork to start your own country. Hope dearly that Donald Trump decides to build a wall between himself and it. The fact that creating your own country isn't even a 'thing' should not deter you.

5. Ignore it all, go to the WInchester, have a pint and wait for this to blow over.